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A Facebook user is looking for Safaricom’s staffer only identified as ‘Sharon.’

Haroun James in a hilarious post tells of his woes after his wife went through his phone and then just like the Supreme Court judges retreated before coming up with the judgement.

In the lengthy post James explains how his ‘wife’ clobbered him leaving his ‘two front teeth floored.’

”She pounced on me and clobbered me thoroughly. She violently broke every breakable thing in our house, including the bed. My two front teeth were floored. Eventually she fled.”

Haroun then goes on to look for ‘Dear Sharon’ who is a customer care representative who he said was of help to him during his last call to the telecommunications company.

He promises to introduce Sharon to his grandfather who will remind her to always disregard words that come before the word ‘But.’

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”But…The other day I called your customer care and I was connected to a melodious lady called Sharon. I am here to say hello to her and thank her for helping me. Also, I want to buy her some coffee and tell her how much I love safaricom. I will affirm to her that here in Kakamega, Twaweza. And that maybe me and her Twawezana. Alone hawezi. You keep telling us that when we come together, great things happen. Prove it. Bring Sharon to me. Or me to Sharon. Greater things are bound to happen indeed. I will show her off to my grandfather, who will not forget to tell her to always disregard any words that come before the word “But” for they are always mere lies, irrelevant and insincere hullabaloo.”

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