Found this on Facebook. So so funny.
CONSUL: Your name please
KUMARJEET: Kumarjeet Singh
KUMARJEET: Six times a week
CONSUL: I mean Male or Female
KUMARJEET: Both male and female, sometimes even camel
CONSUL: Holy cow
KUMARJEET: Yes, cows and dogs too
CONSUL: Man, isn’t that hostile?
KUMARJEET: Horsestyle, dog style..any style
CONSUL: Oh dear!
KUMARJEET: No deer, they run too fast