Found this on Facebook. So so funny.

CONSUL: Your name please

KUMARJEET: Kumarjeet Singh


KUMARJEET: Six times a week

CONSUL: I mean Male or Female

KUMARJEET: Both male and female, sometimes even camel

CONSUL: Holy cow

KUMARJEET: Yes, cows and dogs too

CONSUL: Man, isn’t that hostile?

KUMARJEET: Horsestyle, dog style..any style

CONSUL: Oh dear!

KUMARJEET: No deer, they run too fast